Fans given warm weather break.

Blues’ fans are to be given a warm weather break in Dubai.

It is hoped that a week long break away from all things Everton might go some way to helping people take their minds off the living hell that is Everton Football Club.

However, genuine concerns have been raised that the amount of alcohol readily available in Dubai may not be sufficient to numb the pain of the past three years, and the realisation that we’re still terrible and managed by Sam Allardyce.

Supporters not lucky enough to secure tickets to Dubai have been asked to remain in the UK and to continue arguing amongst themselves.